January 2010
35 posts
Irony
I just found out “goose” is a synonym for “stupid”
All this time I’ve been calling myself stupid without knowing it.
fmylife:
Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
That’s why she doesn’t want you drinking alcohol, you idiot.
HI WILSON!
Danny: You'll be 'Thi' by day and 'Lucy' by night!
Me: Either way, I'm an awkward and anti-social loser.
“Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about...”
USyd here I come~
everythingharrypotter:
theatomicboom:
*“It’s real for us,” said Snape. “Not for her. But we’ll get the letter, you and me.”
“Really?” whispered Lily.
“Definitely,” said Snape, and even with his poorly cut hair and his odd clothes, he struct and oddly impressive figure sprawled in front of her, brimful of confidence in his destiny.
“And will it really come by owl?” Lily whispered.
...
What not to do:
Eat fried chicken wings while watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
My first celebrity crush was John Cusack. Con Air.
Gives Me Hope →
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Listen to more foreign music.
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Take things less seriously.
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Take other things more seriously.
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Be more confident.
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Read more.
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Save money.
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Appreciate.
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Take a photo everyday.
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Write 'thankyou' notes.
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Make less sarcastic remarks.
yeah, right…
